fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
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I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED ON GLEE BLAINE ACTUALLY TOUCHE D HIS BRO;THER LIKE THIS OK LIKE GET KLAINE AND BLAM AND UR BULLSHIT POST-S3 CANON AWAY FROM ME
god fuckin iNCESET MAN
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(UHQ) Costumed fans attend the opening night of ‘Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince’ at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre on July 14, 2009 in Hollywood, California.COSTUMED FANS
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this is the summer of self improvement im seriously working at it
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Good bye, NYC. Next stop: BOSTON! #bu2017 😊🐾
Everyone’s got a gay cousin.
If you don’t have a gay cousin, there’s a chance you might BE the gay cousin.
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Cosmo tip: When he inserts, whisper “Swiggity swag it’s in the vag”
MY GRANDMA READ THIS OVER MY SHOULDER AND NOW SHES HYPERVENTILATING
Swiggity sweeling she must know the feeling
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Chris Colfer’s face when Skience.
aka That time I told him he was helping me get through a PhD and he asked what it was in and I said “Biophysics”.
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“I tend to forget lyrics, which I know you all ~LOVE, but not me, because I wanna give you guys the best experience possible.”
“[during No Way] ♫ I don’t know the fucking chorus ♫”
“Can I get the house lights on please? I wanna take a picture of all you beautiful people.”
“I like speaking, I like languages, I like saying ‘shit’.”
“Any theater people here? Yeah, we’re fucking weird.”
“Are there any boyfriends or moms and dads who got dragged along here? Yeah? HOW WE DOIN’ NOW?”
“All you guys have used the evil shit of the internet for something good. You’re like the other side of the coin.”
“♫ at Hogwarts, Hogwarts … Hogwarts Hogwarts … Hogwarts, Hogwarts ♫ - MERCI BEAUCOUP!”
“[during Teenage Dream] ♫ and every February, I say ‘merci beaucoup’… ♫”
“[during his Teenage Dream adlib] ♫ Thank you to the internet and thank you pretty paper ♫”
I’m running out of ways to say thank you, this is really really extraordinary. I mean, do the math. I mean, we live in such an incredible world. I’m in the middle of a foreign country, with all of us. And some of us may not know each other. Some of us may have met through things. Can we get just applause for you guys? How fucking amazing is that, like we live in such an amazing place for you guys to come together. All of this is so much bigger than any of us. Like, it’s amazing. People would be like “oh man, Darren, like…”. I’ll hear really nice things, you guys say beautiful things to me and I go : that has nothing to do with me and everything to do with the goodwill of like everybody on the planet and how it has brought us together and how you guys have used all the evil shit of like, the internet, for really good things. All the crazy shit that we can do now, you guys are like the other side of that coin, which is just getting together and making this world a closer and tinier place. So well done. Thank you for having me.